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=Ghrey

w-what? red thing on my face?
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About Me Official Beta Tester General Poet Smarts17/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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1 Poem a Day for April

movie: just want to say:

Fri Jul 17, 2009, 12:09 AM
oh my god.

"the fisher king" has got to be one of the greatest movies ever.
google that, srsly.

it's absolutely freaking amazing. :D

  • Mood: Adoration

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I like to sing.
And write.
And think.

Devious Info

  • Print preference: nessie
  • Interests: egg
  • Favourite movie: tree
  • Favourite band or musician: sun
  • Favourite poet or writer: whale
  • Favourite photographer: fish
  • Favourite style of art: vulture
  • MP3 player of choice: kangaroo
  • Favourite gaming platform: armadillo
  • Favourite cartoon character: platypus
  • Personal Quote: emu
  • Tools of the Trade: sasquatch

Forum

There is a train approaching a fork in the tracks (that cuts like a knife). There is the obligatory lever and people on the tracks. 1 person is on one, 5 on the other. None can move. Train can't stop. What would you do?

69%
20 deviants said Save the 5 people over the 1 person
24%
7 deviants said Do nothing
7%
2 deviants said Save the 1 person over the 5 people

Visitors

Shoutbox

~stagegirl:iconstagegirl:
...challenged the leader of the TwoTuckTeeth clan to a dance off. The TwoTuckTeeth clansmen whined for their leader to accept the challenge and show off his sicknasty breakdancing skillz, but their whines were silenced when...
Tue Jun 30, 2009, 7:26 PM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...decided to hide in the corner while the TwoTuckTeeth clan came in and robbed the fat stripper of all her pearly whites. Incapable of engaging in normal conversations and filled with vengeance, the stripper...
Sun Jun 21, 2009, 2:15 AM
*doubleyou-tee-eff:icondoubleyou-tee-eff:
…A fat stripper came into the classroom. Naturally, there was one kid who enjoyed that sort of thing, but he…
Tue Jun 16, 2009, 2:31 PM
~pereubuisjesus:iconpereubuisjesus:
magical jellybeans had depleted her body of calcium. The pants thief swaggered into the KEANU REEVES SCHOOL OF DENTISTRY wearing a batman costume. The other students laughed but they soon regretted actions when...
Thu Jun 4, 2009, 11:51 AM
*fairyrainsong:iconfairyrainsong:
get a degree in dentistry and become rich beyond avarice by underpricing all the other dentists who stood to make a killing on all the cavities all that sugar would cause. His mothers teeth would be the first to be attended to because snorting those
Fri May 29, 2009, 8:54 PM
~Aeromage:iconAeromage:
...produced unlimited quantities of sugar from nothing. With this, nothing would be able to stop the Pants Thief's plans to...
Fri May 29, 2009, 12:27 PM
~pereubuisjesus:iconpereubuisjesus:
...waged war on Mars. With the help of the horned kittens he soon obliterated the martian republics and gained position of their magical machine that...
Fri May 29, 2009, 11:08 AM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...flew on rockets that popped out of their shoulderblades to antarctica, then saving the pants-thief. Using the horned kittens for his own diabolical schemes, the pants-thief...
Wed May 27, 2009, 7:46 AM
~pereubuisjesus:iconpereubuisjesus:
sexually wayward prong-beast, but this was to no avail. The charged adam met his reluctant eve in cross-species orgasm of vicious goatish grunt and terrified meowling. Months later, eve gave birth to the dreaded HORNED KITTENS which...
Mon May 25, 2009, 10:39 AM
*fairyrainsong:iconfairyrainsong:
decided to make customized chia-bongs as christmas gifts for all her sons friends. This was going well until her neighbors goat went into heat and started stalking her 8 year old house cat. The cat stayed underfoot constantly to keep away from the
Fri May 22, 2009, 1:04 AM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...first started snorting caffeine pills. As this was not normally considered physically possible, the pants-thief's mother was notorious in science circles. As her son was still in jail, and because she was mad scientist in her spare time, she ...
Thu May 21, 2009, 7:58 PM
*fairyrainsong:iconfairyrainsong:
wheel barrow which had been modified with handle bars and an old lawn mower engine so she could drive it around the backyard. It kept her out of the car so much, you see....a good thing actually because her driving had gotten dangerous since she
Thu May 21, 2009, 2:33 PM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...his mother. They talked for a long time about existentialism, reality, and the garden she was making in the backyard, when she promptly brought the conversation to a close, grabbed her battle music mix tape, and hopped in her mighty ...
Thu May 14, 2009, 6:50 PM
=nycterent:iconnycterent:
...faced a life sentence behind ice bars and a lifetime of Klondike bars for breakfast. Having a single phone call, the thief used it to great effect by dialing..
Thu May 14, 2009, 3:10 PM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...a dance crew to distract the masses while the pants thief was whisked away to parts unknown. In these parts unknown, also known as Antarctica, the thief ...
Fri Apr 24, 2009, 11:40 PM
~Aeromage:iconAeromage:
...proceeded to sue the United Nations for a sizable sum. In a desperate bid to stop him, the UN summoned...
Fri Apr 24, 2009, 7:07 PM
~Choque-Plumbeo:iconChoque-Plumbeo:
...stole my pants taking advantage of me being too drunk to notice, On the way home the pants thief tripped on a godzilla limb and...
Fri Apr 24, 2009, 6:56 AM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...you drank 20 glasses of wine and made a great impression on the person you were eating with. Later that evening, back at your house, the pants thief...
Wed Apr 22, 2009, 1:08 PM
~Choque-Plumbeo:iconChoque-Plumbeo:
...my pants which was a tad unconffortable but i got used to it, later that night in my hot date...
Wed Apr 22, 2009, 11:20 AM
=Ghrey:iconGhrey:
...did nothing, as bombs are passé and no one cares about them anymore. The bomb maker had forgotten the explosives, leaving them in ...
Tue Apr 21, 2009, 7:56 PM

To My Visitors:

If you've come to thank me for favoriting your work or watching you,

no,


thank you.

Comments


oh why thank you,
for taking the time to read and contemplate my work and watching.
:frog::heart:

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"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is." - A.Camus
i'm going to try to read more of your works

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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
*tips hat in appreciation*

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"millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon." -susan ertz
:iconisayplz:

i tip my hat to you too.

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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Thanks for the watch...I've got my :eye: on you too.

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Hey --- that's MY box of crayons!!
*Writers-Club
:D thanks!

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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
No, thank you.
:)

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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Hey! I am sending you this message because you agreed to be a part
of the 'Save The World' cause I am hosting.

The first little challenge is ready and is in my journal

click the [link]

:)

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"In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true."
-Buddha
Thanks for the favorite! :nod:

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"Be creative and make a unique signature...One without inspirational quotes or random statistics that were made up on the spot, like 90% of the other signatures on DeviantArt. Create one that shows who you are!"

Oh wait-
bahaha, you are most certainly welcome!

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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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